It seems I've received a package (Updated)

"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures) 12/28/2015 at 23:39 • Filed to: None

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I wonder who might have sent it

EDIT: Uh oh...

EDIT 2: I don’t think my body is ready

Thanks, Steffers!

TheHondaBro > Dusty Ventures 12/28/2015 at 23:45

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Shit, well it seems you can’t open it for another year.

For Sweden > Dusty Ventures 12/28/2015 at 23:52

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Gifts from competing writers!?

Never have I ever seen such a disregard for ethics in automotive journalism.

Birddog > Dusty Ventures 12/28/2015 at 23:55

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A Texan! Shoulda known..

DrJohannVegas > Dusty Ventures 12/28/2015 at 23:55

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Dude, someone drew a weird duck on the box. I wouldn’t open it, were I you. Seems like it might be a trap.

DrJohannVegas > Dusty Ventures 12/28/2015 at 23:58

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Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures 12/29/2015 at 00:07

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Cluck cluck!

Stef Schrader > For Sweden 12/29/2015 at 00:08

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Prepare to be OUTRAGED in January, then.

Stef Schrader > DrJohannVegas 12/29/2015 at 00:09

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nooooooooooo

DrJohannVegas > Stef Schrader 12/29/2015 at 00:15

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I’m on to you, Schrader. First those valves, now this. Your villainy must be stopped.

For Sweden > Stef Schrader 12/29/2015 at 00:17

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Is that when Aperstand Monthly buys out Truck Yeah?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dusty Ventures 12/29/2015 at 00:19

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Should I be worried?

scoob > Dusty Ventures 12/29/2015 at 00:20

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I’m 5 and what is this?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > scoob 12/29/2015 at 00:30

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I do believe it says awwwr

Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/29/2015 at 00:31

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Probably

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Dusty Ventures 12/29/2015 at 00:51

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Prepare your anus?

Dusty Ventures > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 12/29/2015 at 00:56

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Yup

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Dusty Ventures 12/29/2015 at 01:00

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BTW... it does look like a nice package ...

Sam > Dusty Ventures 12/29/2015 at 04:51

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Maybe this stuff will keep you warm at Sno*Drift.

By the way, any advice for my first time attending the rally? (I’m considering volunteering as well) Stuff like lodging/camping, what to expect the roads around there to be like (I’m acclimated to winter driving, but Michigan winters are a level above Indiana winters), what to bring with me, etc.?

EL_ULY > Dusty Ventures 12/29/2015 at 08:47

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Dusty and Stef sitting in a tree

H. O. O. N. I. N. G.

Dusty Ventures > EL_ULY 12/29/2015 at 08:59

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Not sure how her boyfriend would feel about that

EL_ULY > Dusty Ventures 12/29/2015 at 09:06

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Dusty Ventures > EL_ULY 12/29/2015 at 14:44

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Stef Schrader > For Sweden 12/30/2015 at 03:23

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NO AMPERSANDS.

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/30/2015 at 03:23

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Pretty much.

Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures 12/30/2015 at 03:24

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I second the nope.

Stef Schrader > DrJohannVegas 12/30/2015 at 03:24

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Mwahahahahahaha!

Stef Schrader > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 12/30/2015 at 03:25

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If ingested, the items from this package can cause a burning sensation when you take a number two.

(Huh huh. Poop.)

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Stef Schrader 12/30/2015 at 11:51

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I get the same effect when adding scotch bonnet peppers to my food...